Comments on: Alien Trouble http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/ I'm going to have an advice blog. You can ask me a question, and I'll give you advice blog. Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:31:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Elizabeth http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-73 Elizabeth Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:53:12 +0000 http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-73 So he showed her and it was great! She had never seen it, and she was blind, so she didn't realize he was instead showing her the whitefish, and the gold band inside it turned into a magic ring of contraception that fit around her uterus. The two became young persons again, full of magic joy. But bad fortune fell as the wife began to practice promiscuity, and this begat many woes. They both recognized the need for some moral code to guide their actions. The ring represents false religion. So he showed her and it was great! She had never seen it, and she was blind, so she didn’t realize he was instead showing her the whitefish, and the gold band inside it turned into a magic ring of contraception that fit around her uterus. The two became young persons again, full of magic joy. But bad fortune fell as the wife began to practice promiscuity, and this begat many woes. They both recognized the need for some moral code to guide their actions. The ring represents false religion.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-72 Elizabeth Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:52:32 +0000 http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-72 "Bryan," the wife says with a wizened smile, "You never did show me your penis." "YOU never asked." “Bryan,” the wife says with a wizened smile, “You never did show me your penis.”

“YOU never asked.”

]]> By: Elizabeth http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-71 Elizabeth Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:52:04 +0000 http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-71 The waiter obliges and brings back a watch with the date on it, so that any period in time may be recalled to life. "What would the gentleman like to do over?" The husband thinks for a minute, then looks at his wife. "Nothing." The wife orders whitefish, and when she goes to cut into her fish with a knife, she hits a gold band. They both feel sad inside for the fish that would have proposed to the husband's penis, were the two in question not both either dead or dead to all joy. The waiter obliges and brings back a watch with the date on it, so that any period in time may be recalled to life. “What would the gentleman like to do over?”

The husband thinks for a minute, then looks at his wife. “Nothing.”

The wife orders whitefish, and when she goes to cut into her fish with a knife, she hits a gold band.

They both feel sad inside for the fish that would have proposed to the husband’s penis, were the two in question not both either dead or dead to all joy.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-70 Elizabeth Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:51:37 +0000 http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-70 The waiter comes back to the table and says he's sorry but they are out of mackerel, and wouldn't they perhaps like something else? The husband says he would like his life back. The waiter comes back to the table and says he’s sorry but they are out of mackerel, and wouldn’t they perhaps like something else?

The husband says he would like his life back.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-69 Elizabeth Tue, 24 Oct 2006 16:51:10 +0000 http://alittlebittimid.blog.friendster.com/2006/10/alien-trouble/#comment-69 ...Still, the husband pretends he does not find it, and fifty years later, the couple are eating dinner at the Yacht Club on Nantucket Island. The wife orders mackerel. He has his penis. …Still, the husband pretends he does not find it, and fifty years later, the couple are eating dinner at the Yacht Club on Nantucket Island. The wife orders mackerel. He has his penis.

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